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"Post-graduate life is sort of disappointing. Apparently, two college degrees are only good enough to get you a job ________... but that's really my own fault. Aside from that, I drink a lot of ________ and ________."

• Marty: at a gas station, pbr, listen to Bob Dylan records
• Amber: in retail, Schlafly, read a book or watch the Discovery Channel
• Joey: at Kmart, A&W, overwork myself in grad school
• Amanda: at Victoria's Secret, wine, watch the home shopping network
• Lindsey: at another crappy restaurant, gin and tonics, cry myself to sleep
• Erica: stocking shelves (if that last interview went ok), $3 Walmart wine, make things out of yarn or play Majong
  

Sounds about right.